How Do You Like Your Tits?

When it comes to big tits I know what I like. I often think of myself as a simple man. I hate walking into a coffee shop and hearing some of the complicated orders people these days come up with. That shit doesn’t even sound real half the time, and I have no fucking clue what they’re talking about. “venti, half-whole milk, one quarter 1%, one quarter non-fat, extra hot, split quad shots (1 1/2 shots decaf, 2 1/2 shots regular), no foam latte, with whip, 2 packets of Splenda, 1 sugar in the raw, a touch of vanilla syrup and 3 short sprinkles of cinnamon.” What the fuck are you talking about?! Order a fucking coffee and get on with your day!

But then when it comes to boobs, I’m the same fucking way. Give me two large DD’s, on a South American Latina or southeast Asian, ample cleavage but a willingness to spring out at any moment, natural jiggle but controlled bounce, areolas between 2 and 4-inch radius the color of deep mahogany. 

OK, maybe it’s not that bad, but I do know what I like. And with this Scoreland discount for up to 45% off, there are so many big tit goddesses that no matter what it is you are looking for, you are going to fucking find it here!